Kazuya Sez...

Always drink your milk.





Never disrespect your parents.





*thinks* Well if they pitched you off a cliff,
then it's okay to disrespect them.





*looks around shadily* Lee Chaolan is flowery.





You say that like
it's a bad thing.





Hey Kazuya!
Zup Lee?
*whispers to the crowd*
I'll be your translator for this evening.





Kono anpontan-me!
Hira-shain no bunzai de namaiki ja nai ka.





*turns to audience*
What Kazuya just said was;
"How rude. You are very impertinant for a lowly clerk."
Let's see how Lee reacts.





If you don't stop disrespecting me Kazuya,
I'm gonna disrespect your face with my fist!





Lee counters with a threat.





Kutabatte shumae.





Kazuya said and I quote;
"Just die."





Why do you hate me?
What the hell did I ever do to you?!?





Ano, a plea for understanding.





You stole my fathers love!





The truth is revealed!





*mumbles* I don't think there was that much to steal
in the first place.





*is silent and engrossed in the conversation*





He sent you to America to study instead of me!





Well maybe that's because I spoke English!!!
You couldn't even pass English 101,
let alone speak two words of English!




Yes I can! Here I'll prove it.

$%^# you!

Kazuya said;

" $%^# you!"

!

Lee is with out words.





Heh heh.*smirk*





Kono yo na roku-de-nashi na yatsu wa kuso no yaku ni mo tatanai.
Uchi-kubi ni shitara ikaga desho ka?




Lee just said;
"What a despicable little #&$%.
How would it be if I decapitated him?"

!

Kazuya is with out words.





*pouncers at Lee*





*pouncers right back at Kazuya and both men fall to the floor*





*stares at the two men rolling around on the floor stupified*





*throws Lee out a window*





*lands on a porsche, totals the car*





D@mnitt Chaolan that was my car!
You landed on it on purpose!
*jumps out the window leaving Lei standing there alone*





*blinks and then clears his throat*
Don't worry folks.
There are two things you can always count on when those two fight
One is that there will be hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage,
And number two is that they'll always kiss and make up for it later!

~the end~